Clubbies

Washington Social Diary (no, I don't read that, it's amazing it exists, but it was linked from New York Social Diary) has an illuminating feature on a party last week thrown by the Capital Club, which it charitably describes as a "male bastion for those who will eventually transition into the aging establishment." First of all, it's Capitol, but whatever. 

Secondly, the pictures look my breath away, in a bad way. The Capitol Capital Club appears to comprise dudes who look like this (and two of them are actually named Win and Fritz):

Oh, and also dudes who dress like this:

And the girls who love them, who are both those dumb bitches who take forever in the bathroom at a bar you didn't want to go to anyway because it's full of these people (and in Adams Morgan)/probably interns in Foggy Bottom.

Anyway, in the nasty spirit of this post, I hereby reprint below, courtesy of NY Social Diary, the Capitol Capital Club's "private" membership list. I have looked over it and am relieved to see no one I know, short of Luke Russert, whom I don't actually know, but who I thought was somewhat above this. Also, it's giving me some great baby name ideas. Bo and Ford and Houston and King, oh my! Enjoy!

Gerrit Lansing Paul Spellman Chris Coleman Miles Pratt Drew Aldridge David All Grant Allen Sidney Allen Tim Baier Rudy Barry Ben Bartlett Ian Bennitt Bobby Blair Trey Bohn Grier Buchanan Beau Burke Ross Cameron Moore Capito Thomas Carlisle Randall Casper Alex Castellanos Chris Cathcart Colin Chapman Drew Cole Chris Cox Will Cox Mike Dendas Chip Dent Jack Devilliers Liam Donovan Will DeWaltoff Watson Donald Will Ensenat Teddy Eynon Connor Faught Andrew Forbes Nelson Freeman Curt Gallagher David Gallalee Michael Galloway Willie Gaynor

Andrew Bird Matt Duckworth Nick Magalianes Rick Goddard Chris Gorges Roy Granger Taylor Gross Gib Hale John Hand Rich Haselwood Louis Hengen John Herzog Greg Hill Perry Hubbard Davis Hunt Dawson Hunter Nick Hunter Matt Jessee Caleb Jones Jim Ketterer Jeff Kimbell Andrew Knapp Chris Krueger Justin Lange Will Lansing Mat Lapinski Chris Larsin John Lawrence Matt Leffingwell David Lehman Gideon Lett Casey Long Kyle Manning David Marra Jeb Mason Chris May Wes McAdams Alex McGee Andrew McKenna Andrew Mills King Mueller

Ford O'Connell Ed Parkinson Tyler Boyd John Goodwin Ryan O'Dwyer Otis Ofori Will Oliver Josh Overbay Andrew Parmentier Joe Pegram Jay Perron Ashton Randle Robert Ransom Brendan Reilly Sergio Rodriguera Luke Russert Walker Rutherfurd Houston Sanford Chad Scarborough Bobby Schwartz David Schwarz George Seals Brendan Shields Ben Siegrist Thomas Snedeker Mike Spellman Keith Studdard Rodney Taylor Jason Topercer Bo Valdes Shawn Vassell Matt Vredenburgh George Vincent Jay Walker Brian Walsh Rich Ward Matt Weinstein Martin Whitmer Mark Williams Matt Wise